第一季
第二季
注：本页面适用于小学（还是不用了）、中学、大学等学生锻炼英语的页面。
One morning, Cai Xukun, who had been practicing for two and a half years, came to the stage.
"Hello, everyone. I am a trainee who has practiced for two and a half years."
"Personal trainee Cai Xukun!"
"Like singing, dancing, rep and playing basketball."
“music!”
Cai Xukun threw away his clothes.
Cai Xukun picks up the basketball.
Because you are so beautiful! Music rings.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, am I not on the stage? It's so yellow here."
At this time, Cai Xukun came to Level 0. Cai Xukun wandered aimlessly in a simple way. Cai Xukun accidentally bumped into someone
"Who are you? If you don't believe me, your titanium alloy dog will be blind!"
The heart of the skin thief: I grass, this person can't be just because of it, quickly, quickly!!
"I've never… Alas, where are you going? I haven't danced yet? Forget it, let's find a way to leave first."
Cai Xukun walked on again and met Wireman 2.
"Who are you?"
Blunt man: Hum, ah, ah, ah, ah!
"It stinks!!!!!"
The light flashed, and a man fell down from the ceiling. 34 Ali Mu said, "Your background is too fake. Tell me again… Alas, no matter where it is… Tell me again, it's fake!"
Mobile phone: no signal
Alim: Ah ah ah, the lines are empty!
Ali Mu: Was there someone just now?
Cai Xukun: Why did the fat man disappear just now? Forget it. He must have escaped secretly.
Alim: Amber Camp? let me have a look!
The door was pushed out by Ali Mu
Alim: RNM, refund! Just something!
Cai Xukun: Alas, the security gate, where is it?
Ali Mu: Your camp is too real. Say it again, really!
Ali Mu was so angry that he kicked the door to pieces. At this time, Cai Xukun slowly approached the safety door
Cai Xukun: Ah, why don't I wait for the fat man.
Ali Mu: Who is at the security door!
Cai Xukun: Fat man!
Ali Mu: Well, where's the person?
Cai Xukun: No matter what he is, he is talking about going to the safety gate first.
Alim: The front release should be the exit. Go!
They came to Level1 1 together.
Cai Xukun: Is this the underground parking lot?
Ali Mu: Well, it's a bit weird
Cai Xukun: Fat man, I have been waiting for you for a long time.
Ali Mu: Who do you think is fat?
The ceiling shook and Lao Feng came on stage!
Lao Feng: Chicken soup… I went to the wrong place. Ah, I'm sorry to bother you. Then I'm leaving.
Old Feng shuddered and found that he could not go back.
Lao Feng: Who is going to frame me and bring me here.
Cai Xukun: Who are you?
Ali Mu: Can you give me the meat?
Lao Feng: Ah ha ha ha, OK.
Cai Xukun: Never, fat man, this chicken soup must be poisonous. Maybe it's him who is plotting against us.
Alim: That's reasonable.
Lao Feng: It's his, how can you tell that I was poisoned!
Cai Xukun: Look! It was he who wanted to frame us!
Alim: Actually, you are dead.
Lao Feng: Nani?
Alim: Big wood, big wood, big wood, big wood!
Lao Feng: He attacked me suddenly. I was careless and didn't flash.
Lao Feng: One right whip leg, one left Zhendong!
Ali Mu: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Cai Xukun: Who are you?
Lao Feng: I'm the famous Chongqing Juntong and the Japanese double senior agent.
Lao Feng: Code: Pangolin!
Ali Mu: No matter how much, let's find the exit first.
Cai Xukun: OK, LE'S GO! five
The three of them walked for a long time and met Xiaoyan
Alim: Who is this guy?
Lao Feng: Here comes the chicken soup!
Old Feng spilled the chicken soup.
Xiaoyan: Come on, let me see!
Alim: Asheyoune!
The light flashed and a man jumped down from the sky.
Jerome: Let me see!
Ah Wei: Ah
Xiaoyan: You are dead now!
Jerome: Nani!
Xiaoyan: A serious blow!
Brother Jie: The seal is removed!
Ah Wei: Let's go. This guy is not easy to mess with
(Ali Mu, Cai Xukun, Ah Wei and Lao Feng sneak away…)
Jerome: Let me see!
Xiaoyan: No!
Brother Jie went up with a fist. Xiaoyan was scared and finally escaped.
Brother Jie: Ah Wei, let me see!
(empty)
(The sound of Chelsea being trampled on)
Ah Wei: Heroes can be wronged, but you can't step on my Chelsea!
Blue enchantress: Ghost!
(After a sprint, the blue enchantress disappeared)
Ah Wei: If I had known
Alim: Is there a door there.
Cai Xukun: Let me lead!
The door opened
M. E.G staff: Don't want to leave when you come, just stay here.
Alim: Ghost!
M. E.G staff: Look how scared you are! Let's start music! six
Ali Mu: How dare you shake me!
Cai Xukun: Brothers, let's go!
Lao Feng: Seriously!
Ah Wei: Search for materials!
？？？： How dare you search for materials in my territory! seven
Ali Mu: Why don't we run?
Cai Xukun: If you don't run away, I'm afraid you will die
Ah Wei: Ready!
？？？： Where are you going?
(The knife rests on Ah Wei's neck)
Liu Huaqiang: Robbery!
Cai Xukun: Shit, this is the gangster!
Alim: Say I threw my shoes away!
(The shoes hit Liu Huaqiang's head)
Alim: Now, run!
Jerome: Where do you want to go?
Ah Wei: It's over!
Cai Xukun: I think it's just good to write a suicide note now
Liu Huaqiang: You're the only one who threw shoes, right! eight
Brother Jie: Don't talk nonsense, or I will sue you for slander!!!
Ah Wei: Right now, let's go!
Brother Jie: Don't try to run!
Liu Huaqiang: Where do you want to go?
Cai Xukun, Ali Mu, Lao Feng and Ah Wei: Shrimp Catcher!!
Boss: Do you have aliens, brother?
Cai Xukun: Alas, how do you sell your TV?
Boss: Two bitcoins per kilogram!
Lao Feng: Is your TV made of gold or your antenna made of gold!
(TV is on)
TV: Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Lao Feng: I was cheated! 9]
Alim: Brothers, fuck him!
Boss: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Lao Feng: Seriously!
(Brother Jie's side at this time)
Liu Huaqiang: In fact, you are dead!
Jerome: Nani.
Brother Jie: Let me introduce my name to you. My age is 32. My hobby is sexual assault! ten
Jerome: Just use it to get rid of your name, JOJO!
Liu Huaqiang: I can't understand it, but I'm shocked!
Brother Jie: Big wood, big wood, big wood!
Liu Huaqiang: Ah Jie, we are your immortal! I'll be back.
Brother Jie: Hum, it's a piece of cake.
Cai Xukun: Let's go up to the second floor.
Ali Mu: No! Maybe
Lao Feng: Alas, which one is in front of you?
(Lao Feng stands by the wall and peeks)
Blue witch: Sorry, I'm late.
Red Storm: It took so long to buy a Chelsea!
Blue witch: OK, I'm leaving.
Jerome: The detective game is over! eleven
Lao Feng: What!
(Brother Jie punches down)
Ali Mu: Zhuo! Dare to hurt my partner!
(Ali Mu goes down with one shoe)
Arim: That's the end of the villain game!
Jerome: Nani?
Cai Xukun: You have two plum blossoms!
Blue enchantress: No, I'll slip away first!
Red Storm: Alas, my Chelsea!
Jerome: It's not me, it's the world.
Lao Feng: I have never seen such a brazen person!
Jerome: You! Eh, ah ah ah!
Cai Xukun: Doctor, someone is injured here!
(The door opens)
Doctor: Ha ha ha ha, Doctor Lipsey is putting it aside!
Cai Xukun: Help him, he is poisoned!
Doctor: Poisoned, hahaha. Yes, he was just poisoned by drinking too much painful juice.
Lao Feng: How can we save it?
Doctor: Let's, hahahaha, save this, hahaha, the man who wastes his life!
(The doctor closes the door and conducts some treatment)
Ali Mu: I don't think we should save him!
Red Storm: What are you discussing?
Everybody: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
？？？： Run!
Red Storm: Who!
(Ah Wei and his family have already caught shrimps.)
Tan sir: I'm a policeman! Please show your business license!
Red Storm: Wrong lines!
Tan sir: Ah, that's wrong.
Tan sir: As long as you can answer this question correctly, I will let you go.
Tan sir: Is it installed? A, installed
Red Storm: Needless to say, choose C! Obtuse angle!
Tan sir: Sorry, wrong answer!
Red Storm: The Chinese don't cheat the Chinese, you!
Tan sir: I'll give you a silver bracelet.
Red Storm: Listen, thank you!
(At this time, Ah Wei's side)
Cai Xukun: Is there anyone quarreling over there?
Lao Feng: Whatever, let's eat melons.
Man: Come out! I just picked up the new car! I just picked up the new car! Get down!
(A man beats and kicks a person's bicycle)
Man: I just picked up the new car! Come out!
That man: You are useless if I give you a chance? Give you two choices: First, leave; 2、 Leave
Man: Only children make choices. I don't want any!
(A man beats and kicks a person's bicycle)
Cai Xukun: We'd better persuade you to get off the shelf.
Lao Feng: Since you are so boring, I will play with you! It's you! library!
Cai Xukun: What is it?
Lao Feng: This was given to me by Lao Biden in Mickey's Bad Room when I was an astronaut. He gave me a bottle of water and a huge library, with all the books in it!
Cai Xukun: Good! Open it!
Lao Feng: Well, let me find a book suitable for Xiaoyan.
(A book pops out, with "Post natal Nursing of Sows" written on it and a vivid picture at the bottom)
Lao Feng: Sorry to take it wrong.
Cai Xukun: You are not talking about persuasion at all!
Lao Feng: I'll search again for "books for persuasion".
(Another book pops out, titled "How to Wake up Sleeping People with Hydrogen")
Lao Feng: It doesn't look very useful.
(Another book pops out)
Lao Feng: This book has no title, right?
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The title is on the back")
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The title is on the back")
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The title is on the back")
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The title is on the back")
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The Book Title is Here")
Lao Feng: Finally, he left the cycle.
Cai Xukun: I think so. You pour that bottle of water on them.
Lao Feng: Why?
Cai Xukun: I saw a news a few days ago: No drinking pure water! Grow flowers and die! Fish farming kills fish!
(Old Feng splashes the glass of water on the man, and the man hides)
That man: Ah! This glass of water has memes! (Compendium of Materia Medica) (Two Tigers)
(The man ran, jumping)
Man: Thank you!
(The security guard put a TV in his mouth because the man was still dancing in the E-city.)
Man: (looking at the man) Have you ever been seen through by your parents when you ate TV?
Cai Xukun: My parents gave me a lot, but then I disappeared.
(The man comes to a secret base, hands the TV set in his mouth to the rag man, and then he squeezes into a darkroom)
That man: I think you know what you are going to do.
？？？： Yes, boss.
That man: You are a thief. From today on, you will steal their things every day, so that they should be as poor as a pauper.
？？？： Yes, boss.
That man: I've decided to add a number to you. You look so young, so I'll call you Kidd. If someone asks about your name, you'll say, "My name is Kazi.".
Stranger Kidd: Yes, boss. I'll leave first.
That man: Let's go
第二集
Lao Feng: Ah, it's good to finally leave
Cai Xukun: You must enter the hole in the ceiling!
Lao Feng: That's OK. Aren't we at Level 19?
Cai Xukun: What level is this?
Lao Feng: Let me see… This is a damp attic. It is difficult to survive. Some people will feel sick, paranoid, dizzy, and have hallucinations, even coma, for a period of time. Alas, I can't read it. Why do M.E.G. documents have to have permission?
Stranger Kidd: Oh! Why am I so dizzy?
Cai Xukun: Who are you?
Kidd: I'm your DIE.
Cai Xukun: You really put honey on your mouth.
Kidd: You are a failed man.
Cai Xukun: Why are you dancing?
Kidd: Stunned. I'll go first. Bye bye.
Cai Xukun: Hey? what is it? (Picks up the card on the ground) There is a face on it. It looks exactly like the person just now!
Card: I will look at the cloud from the 800m middle room - Kidd
Cai Xukun: This is awesome.
The other side
Tan sir: I beg you! The answer is really no obtuse angle!
Red storm: obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle!
(A man runs to it)
Tan sir: Hey, why don't we go?
Red Storm: OK!
(They come to Level 19 and meet Lao Feng and Cai Xukun)
Cai Xukun: You finally come. We are waiting for Hua Qiang, Ali Mu and Jie Ge.
Tan sir: No, Brother Jie is at the doctor's, isn't he?
(A flash of light, Ali Mu and a faceless man get stuck)
Ali Mu: Oh, where is this?
Lao Feng, Cai Xukun, Red Storm, Tan sir: Level 19!
Lao Feng: What's that behind you?
Ali Mu: The faceless man found at Level 2 is very friendly
Cai Xukun: Wait, where are your shoes?
Alim: He was stolen by a man who called himself Kidd the Stranger
Cai Xukun: It's him again. He came here just now and ran away because of dizziness
Cai Xukun: Ah, there is an entity
Entity: Level 2 is not for fun, please respect the entity's efforts!
Tan sir: Ah ah ah ah!
Arim: Use the pistol!
Tan sir: I'm a traffic policeman Hello!
Entity: In fact, you should die!
Cai Xukun: Nani?
Red Storm: Run?! What are you doing!
Entity: Ha ha ha! You're done!
(Only the entity swallowed Cai Xukun)
Ali Mu: No!
Music: snowflakes fluttering
(A voice comes from his belly)
Kidd: Oh, the music is playing early.
Entity:
(The entity spits out Cai Xukun and the strange thief Kidd)
Entity, death, age 114514
Terrorist: Why don't you call me!
Stranger Kidd: I just came to save someone. Bye bye!
Terrorist: Zhuo! Elder sister!
Lao Feng: I'm not the eldest sister!
Terrorist: Ah, wrong line.
Cai Xukun: Fuck him!
Terrorist: My God!
Another man died.
Alim: Ah, there is a crack here!
Cai Xukun: Let's follow
Lao Feng: OK
(They jump into the crack)
Lao Feng: Lucky. This is Level 654, level 0. Such cracks usually lead to levels 3, 4 and 5
Cai Xukun: Great! This place looks like a cargo passage
Alim: Let's go. The lights in the front area are flashing
Lao Feng: Then find a door
Cai Xukun: Here's one! Ah! Level 11！
Lao Feng: Great! That's what the library said!
Lao Feng: The library also said that if we change his version to Backrooms Fandom, we can go back to the lobby according to the works of fans!
Cai Xukun: It's really good
Lao Feng: But it takes 114514 hours to update in the clean and hygienic two bread sandwiches
Cai Xukun: How smelly! It shocked me for ten thousand years
Tan sir: I calculated it with a calculator. It is about 13.07225024166666666666666666666671!
Red storm: 13 years?
Hua Qiang: What are you updating?
Jerome: I… I've recovered!
Blue enchantress: I found you!
Red storm: obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle obtuse angle
Tan sir: The answer is obtuse angle!
Huaqiang: I-I-I-I-I
Boss: You split me, you split me, you split me, you split me, you split me, you split me, you split me
Cai Xukun: Chicken, you are too beautiful chicken, you are too beautiful chicken, you are too beautiful chicken, you are too beautiful chicken, you are too beautiful chicken, you are too beautiful chicken, you are too beautiful chicken
Lao Feng: Everybody, stop quarrelling! What a mess!
Ali Mu: True false background True false background True false background True false background True false background True false background True false background
Everyone: The background is real and fake. You are too beautiful. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background. You are too beautiful to show me the background Fake chicken, you are so beautiful, you can split my melon and show me the obtuse angle!
(13 years later)
Lao Feng: Hey, Xiao Zhang, please print your internal documents
Zhang: OK
Lao Feng: Hey, have you noticed that the Kidd steals our things more and more frequently recently
Cai Xukun: Yes
Ali Mu: My background has also been stolen
Lao Feng: Since the Red Storm, the Blue Witch, Tan Sir, Jie Ge, Hua Qiang, the melon seller and Ah Wei moved away from the headquarters, there are only three of us now
(Lao Feng's phone rings)
Lao Feng: Hello? Ah, yes, yes, yes, oh, why do you worry about that? what? Really? My library? That's great. After 13 years of waiting, we finally got results!
Cai Xukun: What's wrong?
Lao Feng: Which one do you want to hear first, a good news or a good news?
Ali Mu: Is there a difference?
Lao Feng: The units are different. One is "a" because it is a matter, and the other is "a" because it is recorded in the document
Cai Xukun: Well, listen to "Ge" first
Lao Feng: Do you still remember? My library is finally about to open! Then we can step on the way back to the earth!
Cai Xukun: A good news?
Lao Feng: We are new here
Cai Xukun: Great! What's his name?
Lao Feng: Gotham's Nightmare
Cai Xukun: What a special name
Lao Feng: It's just an ordinary name 2
Ali Mu: When will he come?
Lao Feng: I don't know. It seems that tomorrow, he only wrote "Zhuo" on his resume
Cai Xukun:???
(The next day)
Cai Xukun: Hello, are you the brother Tan?
Gotham Nightmare: Call me evil. My hometown is called by abbreviation, Cai
Lao Feng: Hello, my name is Luo Zhifeng
Evil: Hello, Feng
Lao Feng: Actually, it's OK
Evil: What about that one?
Ali Mu: My name is Ali Mu
Evil: Ah, hello, Cai, Feng, ah
Alim: You can call it that in the future
Lao Feng: Xiao Zhang!
Zhang: What's wrong, Lao Feng?
Lao Feng: This is a new colleague. His hometown is called by abbreviation. Please record it for me
Zhang: He is the one
Lao Feng: Yes, the person whose resume is only one word
Zhang: OK, I'll go and have a look
Evil: Hey, there's a man there
Lao Feng: It seems that Kidd
Evil: Hello, just Inge
Kidd: Aren't you afraid of me? Oh, you're new here
Evil: Oh, you are the villain, right? Wait a minute, hey - Zhuo!
Kidd: Ah ah!
(Kidd flies into the sky)
Evil: I have a friend named Jingjizhen. It's very nice to meet you
Lao Feng: Thank you, evil
Evil: Never mind, Feng
(Holy World)
Terrorist: Hey, entity, you are here too
Entity: I'm so angry
Terrorist: It doesn't matter. Don't be angry. Cai Xukun is actually possessed by the main character and can't be killed
Entity: I also want to try
Terrorist: And the new villain, who was possessed by a real person
Entity: Who is the main character?
Terrorist: I don't know, but his pseudonym is Jiang Huchuan, who is called Death Primary School Student
Entity: How do I feel cold behind?
（Level 11）
Cai Xukun: Ah, it's good to walk on the street
Alim: Yes
Cai Xukun: Taxi!
Driver: Hello, where do you want to go?
Cai Xukun: Take Chenghua Avenue to Erxian Bridge.
Driver: There is no Erxian Bridge
Arim: Forget it. Let's go.
Evil: Why are there so many people in front?
Lao Feng: Let's go to Kangkang.
Policeman: Be prepared at all times. Don't be cheated by him!
Ali Mu: What happened?
Policeman: You don't understand? This is the scene of Kidd's announcement! There are 3 minutes and 24 seconds before it appears!
Lao Feng: What kind of watch do you have? It's so accurate!
Police: This is a gold watch worth 1145.14 million yuan!
Lao Feng: You are just an ordinary policeman. How can you afford this watch!
Policeman: If you find me, I won't pretend!
Evil: Is it difficult?
Policeman: I am a famous high-quality man!
Cai Xukun: Zhuo! I thought you were Kidd!
Lao Feng: Are you going to learn my lines!
Alim: First, let's look at the notice letter.
Police: Here
Content:
Dear police officer
I will walk from the "Land of Clouds and Nights". The address is the building at Level 11.
Strange Thief Kidd Up
Alim: What a dog blood notice letter!
Policeman: Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!
Policeman: Only 1 minute left!
People: 5! 4！ 3！ 2！ 1！
(A loud noise in the air)
(Kidd the Strange Robber floats in the air)
Policeman: How did you do that!
Ali Mu: What technique did he use!
Evil: It uses exaggerated rhetoric.
Cai Xukun: I didn't mean that. I seem to have seen this episode! three
Kidd: Ladies and gentlemen!
Police: Damn!
Helicopter: Kidd has nothing on his head!
Policeman: No!
Alim: I can't understand it, but I was shocked!
Kidd the Stranger: This performance has started!
(makes the sound of walking)
Ali Mu: Oh no, how did he do it?
Policeman: Why is the No. 7 helicopter always on Kidd's head?
Helicopter 7: Hey, he fell down
Kidd: Ah, the rope is broken!
(Kidd opens the glider)
(The strange thief Kidd takes Cai Xukun away.)
(Kidd, the thief, bumps into a billboard)
(They come to Level 176)
Kidd: Where is this?
Cai Xukun: (Query the database) Level 176, we are lucky again. This is a level with only friendly and faceless people. It is all food and will be supplemented infinitely
Kidd the Stranger: Let me try. There is a good friend group ™， I'll try
(Kidd picked up the Good Friends Sect ™）
(The shelves are supplemented again)
Cai Xukun: The shelf is amazing
Kidd: The food is delicious
Faceless person: there are so many goods
Kidd: I'll take more
(Kidd the strange thief packed all the food)
Cai Xukun: How did you stop it?
Kidd the Strange Robber: The Strange Robber has his own plan
Cai Xukun: Then you have a good idea. I'll take a shredded potato
Kidd: Let's go
Cai Xukun: Let me see how you can get to a safe floor. Well, you can go to two safe floors, one level 17, one level 20, one level 1 and one level 0
Kidd the Stranger: Then choose the one with level 0
Cai Xukun: Let's go and find the door
Kidd: What kind of door
Cai Xukun: A door with black viscous substances
Kidd: It seems that this is. Eh, I opened it. It's a warehouse like place, full of plastic wrapped things
Cai Xukun: Stop writing, it's here
Kidd: Can we go back to 11?
Cai Xukun: I'll look for it, but it will take some time
Strange Thief Kidd: How much can we find now?
Cai Xukun: From here, you can reach 6, then 7, followed by 880. I will look for the following
Stranger Kidd: OK
(They spread the viscous liquid all over their bodies and came to 6)
(Come to a stairwell and enter 7)
(Swimming far to the west, I came to 880)
(They look at the submarine in front of them and are silent.)
Kidd: Hey, we've been away for so long. Why don't we stay here for a while?
Cai Xukun: OK, I'll find it again and have a rest
(They fall asleep)
(20 minutes later)
(They wake up)
Kidd: Dude, wake up. You've finished searching
Cai Xukun: Let me see. Later, we'll go to 409, then 1, then 19, then 654, and finally 11
(They find starfish and come to 409)
(Find the hole in the wall and come to 19)
(Find a crack without light, and come to 654)
(Entering the door, back to 11)
Kidd the Stranger: I finally came back. Now there are no people left
Cai Xukun: It has been 15 hours since we left
Kidd: Here you are
Cai Xukun: What is it
Kidd the Stranger: Aren't you hungry? It's food. It's 176
Cai Xukun: Thank you
第三集
Ali Mu: Are they really gone
Police: Bird Food
Ali Mu: Don't you know where they went
Police: They got stuck in 176, but we didn't find them
Xiao Zhang: Do I have to record
Policeman: Go ahead
Lao Feng: Oh, where can people be?
Cai Xukun: I can be here
Lao Feng: You're back!
Cai Xukun: The strange thief Kidd sent it back to me
Ali Mu: Great
Evil: What are you doing
Cai Xukun: Nothing, chatting
Evil: Then I will continue to prepare for the annual meeting
Cai Xukun: Yeah, I forgot about the annual meeting
Policeman: That's not necessary
Cai Xukun: Huh?
Lao Feng: Sing and dance at most
Ali Mu: Don't even think about the lottery
Police: Those who have nothing to do with fishing
Alim: You can draw the grand prize if you don't move
Lao Feng: What about those who work hard
Police: Lian Yiguang Award
Ali Mu: None
Cai Xukun:
Police: Wait a minute, strange… strange… strange thief Kidd!
Policeman: Catch it!
(A circle of police surround Kidd)
Kidd: Don't you even have a chance to have a rest!
Officer: Just hang your hands, Kidd!
Stranger Kidd: Oh, I haven't stolen the gem yet.
Policeman: Don't try to run away!
(Smokey away)
Policeman: No… It's gone!
Officer: It must still be in the tube. Get in!
(In the alley at this time)
Director: Music!
Music: (music exclusive to Kidd)
Kidd: That's silly.
(Kidd flies back to the museum)
(Alimu side)
Alim: Isn't that Kidd?
People: Wow!
Police: It's 11:32:56.32 on December 1, 2022
Policeman 2: How can you be so accurate? You must be Kidd!
Policeman: This is the golden Cher watch. It only makes mistakes of 0.00001 seconds a year!
Policeman 2: That's OK.
Alim: Is this the famous 3.1415926 gram pearl?
Police: Yes, it's worth 114514 yuan!
(In vent pipe)
Cleaner: Oh, I'm so tired. I'll work overtime until 11 o'clock.
Kidd: Then you can sleep.
(The cleaner sleeps)
(Alimu side)
Cai Xukun: I'm so nervous. What should I do?
Ali Mu: Don't panic!
Evil: You wet your pants!
Ali Mu: Zhuo!
(Suddenly there is smoke at the booth)
(There is a piece of paper on the booth, which reads: I have taken the gem from Kidd.)
Police: It must still be nearby. Search!
Ali Mu: Let's go.
Cai Xukun: No, I'm waiting for you.
(The ventilation pipe is loosened)
Kidd (disguise): Sorry, the screw is loose.
Cai Xukun: Hum, you don't have to pretend, Kidd!
(Kidd, the strange thief, takes off his disguise)
Kidd: You can see it.
Cai Xukun: Aren't you going? Here comes the police!
Policeman 3: Reclining slot, Kidd!
Stranger Kidd: I accept the gem!
(Kidd takes the gem and creates a cloud of smoke)
Cai Xukun: What about people?
Cai Xukun's heart: I'm Jiang Huchuan from Nanke. I already know where he is!
Policeman 3: Thank you. The next step is our work. Let's go first.
Cai Xukun: OK!
(Cai Xukun runs to the roof)
Kidd: Hum, you found me trying to play hide and seek with you! Cai Xukun, or Nanke Edochuan?
Cai Xukun: Don't go yet, Mr. Kidd, the police are coming!
(Kidd picked up the walkie talkie)
Stranger Kidd (changes his voice): I'm Officer Nakasone. Kidd is on the roof now! Come on! one
Cai Xukun: What does he want?
(The policemen come together.)
(Kidd opens the glider)
(Kidd is gone.)
Cai Xukun: Ah!
Policeman: Where did he go?
Cai Xukun: The devil knows
Ghost: Actually, I don't know
Policeman: Damn it!
Ghost: Sorry, I scared you
You: I'm not scared
Me: Not scared
No: Are you scared? Why?
Why: Why do you call me
Director: Go away!
Alim: Author, where is Kidd?
Severinesun: I can't tell you. I'll tell you the spoilers
Nakmori Yinsan: I'm so angry. How did he leave?
Police: Sir, he disappeared directly without any trace, and now it is against the wind. He will fly back when he opens the glider, but he does not
Cai Xukun: It's amazing
(A few days later, inside the submarine of Level 83)
Booth supervisor: Because of the arrival of Kidd, the exhibition of gems has to be moved here. I'm sorry for your water pressure coma
Booth attendant: In order to prevent Kidd from stealing the gem, we wore a fake gem exactly like the gem in everyone's dress skirt. two
(At this time, Kidd is looking in the dark)
Stranger Kidd: Oh, why are they all lustrous?
Booth supervisor: I have mastered the method of traversing different parallel universes. I know that 60 years of gems will lose their luster. Ha ha
Kidd: Fortunately, I have something that can be used to identify these fake gems
Subordinate 1: Give it to me
Subordinate 2: Give it to me
Kidd: No, I don't have any subordinates! You are!
(The "underling" takes off his mask)
Policeman 5: Kidd, you are arrested!
(Kidd, the strange thief, flies by gliding)
Policeman 6: Zhuo!
(Cai Xukun's side)
Nakmori Yinsan: I will take you to Level 83 because you helped me find Kidd!
Alim: But we want to live at 11.
Nakmori Yinsan: Then don't go!
Ali Mu: I can't go!
(The three of them come to Level 83)
Zhongsen Yinsan: Everyone is on call 24 hours a day! Not even an ant!
Policeman: But
Ant: You little rubbish, even I can't put it away!
Nakmori Yinsan: No matter what, I'll go to the guard first!
Policemen: Yes!
(3 hours later)
Stranger Kidd: There are 59 minutes and 32.68 seconds left before the forecast time. It's time to prepare! three
Kidd: Get in first!
Cai Xukun's heart: I feel that Kidd is coming!
Policeman: 13.24 seconds left from the notice.
Zhongsen Yinsan: Let's make a strategy, this way, this way! four
Stranger Kidd (disguise): Hee hee, successfully infiltrated!
？？？： Remember who I am?
Kidd (disguise): Who are you?
？？？： Soon… you will know!
Inside Kidd: Why is there always a feeling of uneasiness?
Alim: It's almost here!
People: 5! 4！ 3！ 2！ 1！
(The fake gems on everyone explode)
Everybody: Sleeping trough! Mom, I'm going home! Ah ah ah ah ah! I Want to Go Home!
(Smoke appears on the stage)
Kidd: Ladies and gentlemen!
Policeman: Catch him!
(A group of policemen rush over)
Zhongsen Yinsan: Baga! You hit my head!
Kidd: Miracles are coming!
(Kidd, the strange thief, is gone.)
Policeman 7: Sleeping trough! There are…… Hands in the booth!
(The gem on the booth was taken away by Kidd.)
Nakmori Yinsan: It must be under the cabinet! Dispatch plan one!
(There was shelling outside the exhibition hall)
Nakmori Yinsan: Second Battalion Commander, where is the Italian cannons of your ██? Pull it up!
Second battalion commander: Fire!
(Kidd, the strange thief, jumps out of the booth.)
Policeman 2: Go!!!
Stranger Kidd: Reclining slot, what a battle!
Policeman: You're under arrest!
(Kidd, the strange thief, disappeared.)
Cai Xukun: Don't hide! Kaito Kuroba!
Zhongsen Yinsan: Plan II!
(A locator is installed on the gem)
Kidd: What an unclean thing!
(Kidd escapes with his glider and removes the locator)
(At this time, a mysterious man's sniper gun aims at the strange thief Kidd) 5
Kidd the Stranger: The magic horse?
(Kidd is shot in the eye and falls into the sea)
Cai Xukun: Nani!
Policeman: Let's leave it to us next.
(A few days later, the strange thief Kidd is still not found.)
(At this time, Kidd's side)
Kidd: It hurts!
That man: Alas, can you stay still! Don't let me put medicine!
Kidd the Stranger: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah pain!
(Alimu side)
(Several of them returned to Level 1 to live)
(Early one morning)
Alim: It's time for us to sail, too!
Zhang: Breakfast is ready!
Lao Feng: I've been drinking soju!
Cai Xukun: Ah, it's really fragrant!
Ali Mu: It's time for us to go!
(Several people come to Level 2)
Cai Xukun: How do I feel? I came to the place of Ugly Oil.
Entity: Grandma, I haven't appeared for a long time! I'll go first!
(The blue witch is coming)
Blue enchantress: Hoo hoo! Racing is really comfortable!
Cai Xukun: Did something fly past just now?
Entity: Ah ah, who hit me!
Cai Xukun: Hey, what about the entity just now?
Xiaoyan: Oh, wait… Isn't this… Brother Jie and them?
Jerome: I haven't appeared for a long time. Do you miss me?
Leading four: Ah ah ah ah ah! ██！ It's going to be washed! six
Xiaoyan: I don't bother, I'm leaving!
Brother Jie: So… Next
Liu Huaqiang: I heard that you have developed recently and are richer than me! Copy the guy!
(The sound of explosion and shooting)
People and entities: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
(The leading four sneak away)
Liu Huaqiang: Kill it for me!
Dapeng: Brother Qiang, in this case, will the police come?
Liu Huaqiang: Whatever, let's deal with it first!
Police: Hello, we are the riot disposal brigade of No. 3 base of Level 2 pipeline in the back room. Can you have a cup of tea?
Liu Huaqiang: Reclining slot!
(The police are all crooked)
Brother Jie: I'll go first!
Policeman: You can't go!
Brother Jie: Sleeping trough! The god of war!
(Brother Jie and his colleagues are taken back to the police station.)
Ah Wei: That's close. What about them?
？？？： Hehe, do you still remember who I am?
Ah Wei: Teach… coach!
Corporal Mori: You people, go back and stand up!
Ah Wei: Yes!
(In the school)
Corporal Mori: Now please
(The door opens)
Lao Feng: Sorry, I went the wrong way!
Ah Wei: Lao Feng!!!
Cai Xukun:??? Why are you here!
Corporal Mori: Don't leave when you come!
Cai Xukun: 110, right? Call the police like this!
Corporal Mori: Wait. Don't call the police. I'll give you something good.
(A piece of paper is taken out)
Corporal Mori: This is the designated level transfer volume. Write down the level to go on the paper, such as Level XXX and Level C-XXX.
Alim: Thank you so much!
Corporal Mori: Go slowly!
(They are far away.)
Corporal Mori: Ok, next, realize Plan 1!
Lao Feng: What's the plan?
Corporal Mori: Get out of here!
(Old Feng leaves)
Lao Feng: Author, what is Plan 1?
Luohaotian: it's a secret!
Cai Xukun: What is the B.N.T.G base?
Alim: Don't go! There used to be a amber base in a yellow place… there was no base there!
Lao Feng: Let's go!
Cai Xukun: Is this an iron gate?
Cai Xukun: According to the M.E.G. file, this is the way to Level 3!
Lao Feng: Let's go!
Cai Xukun: This is the level of survival level 4! Are you sure?
Alim: I'm not sure, but it seems that we can't leave!
(They have arrived at Level 3)
第四集
Cai Xukun: Who let you in? It's all right. We're finished!
Lao Feng: Xiao Zhang, we are at Level 3. Please call me evil and bring me some materials. It will be of great use later!
（Level 11）
Xiao Zhang: Are you going to build a base at Level 4?
Tel. (Lao Feng): Yes, we need to establish a base at Level 4. Wait a minute, haven't the company's things been stolen?
Zhang: No. Recently, I can't even see the shadow of Kidd!
Tel. (Lao Feng): Oh, good bye!
（Level 3）
Cai Xukun's heart: Why haven't he seen the moon recently?
Evil: Oh, here I come!
Lao Feng: Be careful!
(The blunt man slapped at the evil)
Evil: Huh? Want to die?
(A lot of entities rushed over)
Entity: You want to die, right!
Everyone: Ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Skin thief: Give me your skin!
Blunt man: Ah ah ah!
Death moth: Brother, aren't you brave?
Crusher: Do you want to be crushed by me once?
Entity: Kill!
Leading four: Ah ah ah ah, help!!!
(Entities are getting closer to them)
(Holy World)
Terrorist: Oh, it's cold behind me. Could it be because of a cold!
Entity:
M.E.G staff: You don't blame me!
Terrorist: Oh, let's have some drinks!
Hei Wuchang: Brother, go to work!
Terrorist: I knew it would not be black impermanence!
（Level 3）
Lao Feng: Help!!
Second battalion commander: Fire!!!
Entity: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah hot!
(Bursts of explosion sound)
Cai Xukun: Thank you for saving me!
Second battalion commander: Thank them too!
Lao Feng: They?
Man: Unexpectedly, it's me!
Lao Feng: Who are you?
Man: An organization that deals with people like you. We call it stem. Our organization is called JI.NI.TAI.MEI.
Cai Xukun: JI.NI.TAI.MEI? Why are you so familiar?
Man: Are you going to Level 4?
Alim: Yes!
Man: Let's go. The exit is here!
(They came to Level 4 together.)
Evil: What's Xiao Zhang's telephone number?
Lao Feng: 114514.3.1415926!
Evil: Thank you!
（level 11）
Xiao Zhang: Hello?
Telephone (evil): It's me, evil. We have come to Level 4. Where are the workers?
Xiao Zhang: Wait there!
Telephone (bad): OK, goodbye!
（Level 4）
(Lao Feng picks up the microphone)
Lao Feng (loudly): Work started!!!!!!
Workers: Good!!
Cai Xukun: Our company is getting bigger and bigger!
Alim: Yes!
Lao Feng: Then we will all be capitalists!
(A person rushes over)
Xiao Hong: Hello, Boss Feng, I want to have an interview!
Lao Feng: Pass! You can manage Level 4. Level 11 has many employees.
Xiao Hong: Yes!
Police: Sorry, this land is temporarily requisitioned!
Cai Xukun: Why?
Policeman 2: You don't know? The thief Kidd sent a notice letter!
Alim: Did his eyes recover so quickly?
(At this time, Kidd's side)
That person: Keep it for another 5 hours, and you can leave the hospital!
Kidd: OK, boss, don't touch me. It hurts!
(Alimu side)
Ali Mu: Ah, you are!
Nakmori Yinsan: Ah, it's me!
Alim: Not you, you are!
Alim: No!
Alim: Liu Haizhu?
Liu Haizhu: Hmm? Do I know you?
You: Why do you know me?
Why: Who do you know?
Recognition: Why do you call me!
Me: What do you want me to do!
What do I do: call me for ha!
Weiha: How annoying!
How annoying: Who is it?
Who: What are you asking me to do!
Director: Isn't that the script? The screenwriter, come here!
Screenwriter: Director, what can I do for you?
Director: Who let you let him play!
Screenwriter: I didn't write to let him play!
He: Why do I want to play?
Director: Mei Kai twice, right! get out!
Cai Xukun: Where's the forecast letter?
Policeman: Oh, here it is! one
Content:
Dear Suzuki Cilangji
Hello!
I will use instant movement to perform magic tricks to steal the Holy Cup.
Preview time: 12:30 p.m., December 10, 2022
Trailer location: Holy Museum of Level 4
Strange Thief Kidd Up
Policeman: That's it.
Cai Xukun: Who is Suzuki Cilangji?
Policeman 3: He is a millionaire and has a lot of money. He likes to invest a lot of money to catch Kidd.
Alim: Oh, yes.
(inside the museum)
Nakmori Yinsan: Alas, I said, why do you want to display gems on the first floor!
Suzuki Shiraki: Have you forgotten? Strange thief boy has a pair of white wings. Hey! If it were you, where would you put it?
Nakmori Yinsan: Of course, it is more difficult to start on the roof or high-rise!
Suzuki Shiraki: Think about why gemstones are easier to be stolen if they are placed at the top!
Nakmori Yinsan: Er… I see! I see! That's why
Suzuki Shiraki: No, I have to adjust the final battle strategy!
Zhongsen Yinsan: What's the strategy! what the fuck!
(Zhongsen Yinsan falls down)
Nakmori Yinsan: What is this? Abrupt?
(on the other side)
Police: There are 2 minutes and 32.46 seconds left before the event is announced!
Policeman 8: Are you a sleeper?
Policeman: How many times should I repeat it! This is a gold watch worth 11451.4 billion yuan! Besides, I am a high-quality male!
Policeman 8: That's OK.
People: Kidd! Kidd! Whoa, whoa!
Policeman 9: Officer!
Nakmori Yinsan: Hmm!
(Kidd, the strange thief, flies over on the glider)
(There was a loud noise in the sky, and white smoke filled the hall)
(Kidd jumps onto the platform)
Bodyguard: Kidd! Strange thief!
Stranger Kidd: I've accepted the Holy Cup. I moved in an instant. Goodbye!
(A puff of smoke)
Cai Xukun: Where did you go?
Ali Mu: I always see him recently!
Evil: Yes.
(Kidd, the strange thief, puts on his black cloak)
(Kidd, the strange thief, runs quickly in the crowd)
Kidd the Stranger: Okay, now
(The black cloak falls off)
Policeman 10: Kidd! You don't want to run!
Stranger Kidd: Alas, isn't it!
Suzuki Shiraki: Right now!
(The net surrounds the museum)
Worker: Consultant! power is out!
Suzuki Shiraki: What!
(The net takes it back)
(Kidd, the strange thief, runs away)
？？？： He's not dead yet?
Kidd: Who is he
(A few days later)
Ali Mu: Your form is good. You leave work early!
Employee: Thank you!
(A police car comes outside)
(A group of aunts are buying clothes at the gate of level 4 company)
Chengguan: Please show your business license!
Aunt: What?
Chengguan: Please show your business license!
Aunt: I won't tell!
Chengguan: How many times should I remind you!
Aunt: Cut, the business license is useless!
(in the company)
Lao Feng: There are melons to eat!
Cai Xukun: Fight!
Lao Feng: OK, let me read the book.
Lao Feng: This book has no title, right?
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The title is on the back")
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The title is on the back")
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The title is on the back")
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The title is on the back")
(Lao Feng turns the book around and sees the title "The Book Title is Here")
Lao Feng: Finally, he left the cycle.
Cai Xukun: Alas, how come we have known each other? two
Xiao Hong: It's a good show!
Chengguan: Do you have a business license! This is illegal business!
Aunt: Back! Back! Back! Back!
Urban management: Call the headquarters. An illegal operator has been found. Request support!
Aunt: No retreat!
(A police car is parked in front of the company)
Policeman 3: Hello, please come with us!
Aunt: I didn't break the law!
Chengguan: OK, let's go!
Lao Feng: This kind of auntie, that ██ disease!
Cai Xukun: This is Xiaohong's custody. Let's take a few days to rest, and then go to explore the hierarchy.
Evil: Then I'll go back to level 11.
Lao Feng: Good!
Ali Mu: Let's go and have a rest.
(A few days later)
Cai Xukun: Let's go!
(Cai Xukun, Ali Mu and Lao Feng arrive at NI base 3 at Level 1)
Ali Mu: I can finally have a rest
Lao Feng: Ah, yes, yes
Ali Mu: Cai Xukun! Lao Feng!
Cai Xukun, Lao Feng: What are you doing~
Alim: Here's a letter!
For all people living at Level 1:
For the exhibition to be held in Alpha Base tomorrow, I will arrive at 11:45, 14,19 milliseconds, 198 microseconds and 10 nanoseconds on time to steal all exhibits and move them instantly. Don't be surprised.
Strange Thieves and Bad Virtues
Group of 3: I █ YOU █, ███, ██, █!
(Kidd side)
Stranger Kidd: It's really cool to have a super invincible gold Cher watch!
That man: Don't be too proud. I've arranged Koizumi Hongzi to investigate the sniping incident! four
Stranger Kidd: Who is Koizumi Hongzi?
That man: He is the legitimate successor of the Red Magic, code name: Demon Girl!
(On the side of the three person group)
Cai Xukun: Hello? Police? Kidd, the thief, left the notice letter here! Hurry up and come to me at the speed of!!
(Level 1 Police Station)
Policeman: OK, don't be angry, we will come right away!
(On the side of the three person group)
Alim: M.E.G outpost? Your house will be stolen! Don't call the police yet!
Tel. (M.E.G personnel): OK, report immediately!
(About 90 police cars parked in front of the Alpha base gate)
M. E.G staff: Reclining slot, there is really a strange thief Kidd coming!
Zhongsen Yinsan: Alas! Why is the base built like this!! It's hard to defend!
M. E.G staff: Then don't guard!
Zhongsen Yinsan: OK! Let me go!
(The police car drives back)
(Level 1 Police Station)
Sheriff: What's your attitude! The customer reports that we finally accepted are gone! Ah ah ah!
Nakmori Yinsan: How to defend it?
(Alpha Base)
(A puff of smoke)
Kidd: Why is there no one? Then these gems belong to me!
(one day later)
M. E.G personnel: No! My gem!
Cai Xukun: Here's a word for you: time is now or never.
Music: snowflakes fluttering
Alim: Let's leave him alone!
(Kidd side)
That man: I got rich. Ha ha ha, let's buy weapons!
Kidd: OK, LET'S GO!
(Cai Xukun's side)
Ali Mu: Where are we going?
Lao Feng: Er
Cai Xukun: Let me see what else can I get out of Level 1?
Cai Xukun: Er… hub!
Ali Mu: Let's go!
Lao Feng: Si… Do you feel cold behind?
？？？： Remember who I am?
Lao Feng: Ah ah ah ah ah, sleeper, mom, I want to go home, ah ah ah ah ah ah, I want to go home!
？？？： I am
Kangxi: The Qing Dynasty!
Cai Xukun: Alas, aren't you Aixin Jueluo Kangxi?
Kangxi: This is a long story…… (10000 words are omitted here)
Alim: I see, then
Kangxi: I will go to court later. Goodbye!
Ali Mu: Where does the back room come from? Let's go and have a look!
Lao Feng: Let's go.
(The three leading characters are peeking)
Kangxi: When I was in college, there were five people. I had to stop these four people. There were five ministers in six books. I had to stop these three people. Look at these seven people. They are not two strands of protein. They are not the pillars of the imperial court. They are not… (50,000 words are omitted here)
Have a good look! I'll give you half an hour!
Lao Feng: Isn't this a musician?
Kangxi: Why are you here?
Lao Feng: We just want to see you
Kangxi: That's all right.
Cai Xukun: How dangerous!
Ali Mu: Let's go to the hub!
(A burst of exploration)
Ali Mu: Why can't I find the entrance?
Cai Xukun: Huh? A fork in the road?
Lao Feng: They are all blocked!
Ali Mu: And then
Cai Xukun: According to records, we should go this way. Left, right and left.
Lao Feng: Go ahead!
(The three of them successfully arrived at the hub)
Alim: Good guy, a tunnel?
Cai Xukun: Why are there so many doors?
Lao Feng: Why are the doors with Level 1, Level 2, Level 3 and Level 4 locked?
Wanderer: Do you want the key?
Alim: Yes.
Wanderer: Here you are!
Cai Xukun: Thank you!
(The trio opens the door of Level 5…..)
Alim: That's it. Let's go.
(The three come to Level 5)
？？？： Aha, you are here! I'm waiting for you! I hope I didn't scare you too much. I think we should talk about it. Yes, it's just you and me. Of course, it's business. I know you have many questions to ask me, and you have tried to answer some questions yourself. But I'm sure there's nothing better than talking about real business. Don't worry. I know who you are. Wait, what did you call me? "The fifth beast"? God, I don't think you should treat your business partners like this. Why don't you call me "a gentleman on the fifth floor"? Haha, well, I don't think it makes sense to continue to dwell on names. If you can accept my name, then I think I can accept it. This is my hotel. In other words, it is my territory, if you are willing to accept this name. It's very nice here, isn't it? I hope this doesn't cause you too much trouble. This place has been in operation for a long time. I have been doing my best to keep this place in the best condition. You're scared, aren't you? No problem. I can't imagine what you went through before you arrived here. Well - I can help you. Let's make a deal, just you and me. Let's take it as a little secret between us. God knows, you know and I know. You just need to do a few small things for me. It's not difficult, and I will guarantee that you will never be afraid again. five
Cai Xukun: Go away!
？？？： Goodbye then!
Alim: Who is he?
Lao Feng: I don't know much.
Cai Xukun: Why don't we build a base here?
Lao Feng: Oh, yes! But it is a hotel, named MEI Base Hotel.
(Lao Feng picks up his mobile phone)
Lao Feng: Xiao Zhang, are there many people there?
Telephone (Xiao Zhang): Yes, there is a guy who interviewed. His name is Luo Xiang.
Lao Feng: What kind of career?
Tel. (Xiao Zhang): Lawyer.
Lao Feng: All right, let him bring some materials.
Telephone
第五集
That man: We are going to carry out a robbery in the back room!
Kennedy: Let's celebrate!
(Cai Xukun's side)
Ali Mu: Today is the 43rd day of living in the back room?
(There are 11 aircraft carriers, 10000 tanks, 15000 armored vehicles and 13200 fighter planes outside!)
(The mountain falls and the earth splits, and bombs fall one by one)
Everybody: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Cai Xukun: What happened?
Lao Feng: Ah! Why are all aircraft carriers?
Cai Xukun: No! We can't stand it!
Zhang: Who will save me!
M. E.G. Member: Ask other organizations for help!
B. F.P.F. Member: We can't resist it!
Red Star Construction Team Member: Our fortifications have been destroyed!
U. E.C. Member: Our network attack has failed!
Members of the back room decoration company: Oh no, it's very messy here!
Backroom robot technology member: We can do nothing!
B.N.T.G. Member: Our resources have been plundered!
Supervisor A (full back room broadcast): At this critical moment, the Explorer General Administration calls on all homeless people and former members of the above forces to join us and fight together. In any case, working together will be the only option to overcome this crisis. In the past, we have survived several disasters together, and this is no exception.
Lao Feng: Here comes the chicken soup! Pour it with me!
Jerome: Let me see!
Cai Xukun: Basket ball kill kill light ring!
Luo Xiang: According to the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China and the Criminal Law of the United States of America, you are under arrest!
Koizumi Hongzi: Red magic!
(The whole back room is surrounded by red and black magic)
Cai Xukun: Unlimited basketball!
(Unlimited basketballs shoot at the man)
Policeman: Shoot!
(No matter what method you use, it seems that you can't attack that person)
Koizumi Hongzi: Set the array!
(Countless skeletons hit Cai Xukun and them)
Nakmori Yinsan: Write your last words.
Alimu: Drag shoes — one way!
Corporal Mori: Yoshi! Plan two, go out!
(Countless cannons are aiming at the man)
Kidd: Guns instead!
(Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)
Policeman: Ah ah ah ah!
Alim: Big wood, big wood!
Corporal Mori: Plan three!
Radio: Nuclear bomb launch!
(A burst of white light)
(vaguely heard several voices)
That man: Kill!!! Evil!
(The sound of countless nuclear bombs)
(violent explosion)
(Closing)
Alim: Is this heaven?
Cai Xukun: Yes!
(They open their eyes and go back to the front room)
Ali Mu: How did I get back!
Cai Xukun: OK, go and play!
(End of the play)
Concluding remarks
Thank you very much for watching this. Please don't mind that the fifth episode is too short, mainly because of technical problems. It took us a month and a half to make the story. At this time, our cloud studio's efforts are only five episodes, but the content is long, and it will also be updated. For example, classical Chinese, if you read our article and feel funny, then we will be satisfied. If there are some small mistakes in the article, you can send us a private letter. In addition, Thank you very much for your support!
给我们，另外，非常感谢您对我们的支持！
第六集
(Review of previous situation)
No matter what method you use, it seems that you can't attack that person)
Koizumi Hongzi: Set the array!
(Countless skeletons hit Cai Xukun and them)
Nakmori Yinsan: Write your last words.
Alimu: Drag - shoe - one way!
Corporal Mori: Yoshi! Plan two, go out!
(Countless cannons are aiming at the man)
Kidd: Guns instead!
(Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)
Policeman: Ah ah ah ah!
Alim: Big wood, big wood!
Corporal Mori: Plan three!
Radio: Nuclear bomb launch!
(A burst of white light)
(vaguely heard several voices)
That man: Kill!!! Evil!
(The sound of countless nuclear bombs)
(violent explosion)
(Closing)
Alim: Is this heaven?
Cai Xukun: Yes!
(They open their eyes and go back to the front room)
Ali Mu: How did I get back!
Cai Xukun: OK, go and play!
(Front end focus of this quarter)
Corporal Mori: Wait. Don't call the police. I'll give you something good.
(A piece of paper is taken out)
Corporal Mori: This is the designated level transfer volume. Write down the level to go on the paper, such as Level XXX and Level C-XXX.
Alim: Thank you so much!
(Add an egg)
Boss: Remember to write the script in a week!
Screenwriter: Is the boss crazy and asks me to write the script I remember in a week!
Director: I also suffered!
(Return to the topic)
(An alley in the front room)
？？？： Hum! Is it over?
JI.NI.TAI.MEI Staff: Watch out!
(on the street)
Ali Mu: What about this paper?
Cai Xukun: Let's go to the back room again this time! I'm so poor.
Alim: OK, just you, Level c-3!
(A flash of light)
？？？： Shit!
(Alimu side)
Lao Feng: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
(All the characters return to the back room, but they are the C-layer group)
(The group of three has a bright future)
Cai Xukun: Is this… a house?
Alim: Can you take a vacation?
(The trio comes to the corridor)
Lao Feng: I don't know why. The corridor here smells of the horror game Paper Man!
Alim: Yes, it is.
(There is a shadow in the corner)
？？？： The picture is taken, Kudo! one
Ali Mu: Who!
(The shadow disappears)
Ali Mu: Am I dazzled?
Ali Mu: I should go to the doctor.
(The door opens)
Cai Xukun: Is this back?
Lao Feng: Shocked!
？？？： They have an air of mortals.
Ali Mu: Who!
？？？： Found!
Lao Feng: Don't try to run away!
？？？： Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Cai Xukun: Tell me, who are you!
Hattori: I'm a senior high school detective, Hattori. I came only when I was entrusted by a mysterious person.
Alim: Who is he?
Hattori Pingji: His name is Kazi.
Three person group: Gazi?
Cai Xukun: Is he still alive?
Hattori Hirji: I'll go first!
(The service department has cut out this level)
Lao Feng: Yes, we asked him to take us out at the critical moment, and the result was
(A man suddenly falls from the sky)
Xiao Zhang: Ouch!
Three people: Xiao Zhang!
Zhang: Where is?
Cai Xukun: We are in the rear room floor C group
Xiao Zhang: Ah! Will we have to go again?
Ali Mu: How can Kangkang get out here?
Mobile phone: no signal.
Alim: Lose the chain at the critical moment!
Cai Xukun: Is that scroll still useful?
Alim: And! Come on, shall we? Level C-4？
Cai Xukun: OK!
Lao Feng: I've checked the library! Safe! Level 1!
Cai Xukun: Hurry up
Alim: OK!
Cai Xukun: Oh, I can finally accept my millions of heritage!
Lao Feng: Since the last incident, our company has been severely damaged. Let me see… 114514 Beijing! two
Cai Xukun: The loss is…… 3141592600 yuan, rounded to 40000 yuan.
Alim: I went back to be a manager!
(JI.NI.TAI.MEI Headquarters)
He Jin: They are safe now. Meihe Hong and Qianhua Zhang need not be vigilant.
(Cai Xukun)
Xiao Hong: Yes.
(Luo Xiang's side)
Cheng Butang: Objection!
Table: Speak up!
Luo Xiang: Our side is legal!
Special Effect: Luo Xiang has used the skill: Storm.
Judge: Magic is forbidden in court! three
Zhang: Yes!
Luo Xiang: According to the Law of the United States of America, we did not break the law!
Cheng Butang: Objection!!!
Table: I You █, RNM!
Judge: It is forbidden to pat the table in court. Do you know how expensive this table is?
Cheng Butang: Objection!
Table: Sin!!
Judge: This table is worth 114514 Jing!
Cheng Butang: Anti anti anti anti anti anti!
(The table collapses)
Judge: Opening!
(Holy World)
Table: Are you polite?
(Cai Xukun's side)
Policeman: Come on, hurry up!
(3.1415926 police cars chase another person)
(He is wearing gorgeous clothes.)
Director: Cut the crap and start!
Kidd: If I hadn't survived
(88 days ago)
Kidd: Ah! My titanium dog eye!
Kidd: What is this?
Kidd: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
(Kidd comes to Level C-4)
(88 days later)
Kidd the Stranger: Hehe, a diamond worth less than 99 cents and only 999999.999999 yuan is very beautiful!
？？？： Alas Alas!!!!
Kidd: Karate?
Maolilan: Go to hell!
Kidd: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
(Kidd falls into the sea) 4
(Cai Xukun's side)
Ali Mu: Is there anything in the sky?
Cai Xukun: Weird… Weird thief Kidd?
Lao Feng: Nani?
Cai Xukun: It seems that he has gone to other levels.
Lao Feng: I heard that you can go to Level C-5 as long as you cross the mountain
Ali Mu: How can I get there?
(A base in JI.NI.TAI.MEI)
Ma Jianming: What should I do?
Man: Let them come to Level C-5 at all costs!
He Jin: Boss, but what do you use?
Man: I have a plan.
Man: That's it. That's it. That's it.
He Jin: Wonderful!
Ma Jianming: Why didn't I figure it out?
Corporal Mori: Maybe I teach too little.
He Jin: Teacher!
Corporal Mori: I have worked out Plan 4. The plan is here.
Plan Chart:
1. Make an undercover investigation to find out what dangers are around the trio.
2. (Your permission is insufficient to access JI.NI.TAI.MEI database)
Audience: RNM! Refund!
Director: Calm down. Plot arrangement.
(Cai Xukun's side)
Alim: I'm hopeless.
Cai Xukun: Wait a minute! Isn't Level C-5 survival difficulty corrected…
Cai Xukun: In addition, Level C-5 has been changed by some entity, and the actual survival difficulty may be a dead zone, which is not applicable.
Ali Mu, Lao Feng: wc
(A base of JI.NI.TAI.MEI)
Ma Jianming: What can we do about wc
Man: Don't panic. Other exits are no better. Unless they can think of a perfect escape route, they can't escape back to the safety level.
He Jin: Not necessarily. I think those stems have the ability to escape.
（Level C-4）
Ali Mu: Where should we go?
Cai Xukun: Level C-73, survival difficulty 2.
Lao Feng: How difficult is it to survive? To die?
Cai Xukun: There are 7 communities and bases, as well as many quick cut players. It is said that someone has found 114514 KnockTip posts there! This is vital to our life! To say the least, our almond water is enough to drive away the few entities there.
Ali Mu: I've seen the database. It's OK. Let's go.
(JI.NI.TAI.MEI Headquarters)
He Jin: Those stems didn't seem to have such high intelligence before.
Ma Jianming: I'm afraid they can't even see their taillights when they go on like this.
Man: OK~You can be serious.
Man: Call Hua Wenlong, please help them!
(Cai Xukun's side)
(Hua Wenlong hiding in the dark)
Hua Wenlong: Yes.
(Hua Wenlong throws a rope to the mountain.)
Cai Xukun: Who threw it?
Alim: No matter, let's go up the mountain!
Music: I cross mountains, rivers and seas
Trio: Yes!
(Three people come to Level C-5)
get into
(See the link at the top first)
Alim: Huh, I finally came out
Cai Xukun: It was dangerous just now
Lao Feng: Who is that speaking?
Ali Mu: I don't know
Lao Feng: This is C-6. Find the Paris Restaurant right away
Cai Xukun: Do you think it is?
Lao Feng: Really, let's go
(The group arrives at LEVEL C-7)
Lao Feng: Ah, it's raining
Cai Xukun: Who likes this song
Lao Feng: I don't know
(Sun Yanzi's Rainy Days is playing continuously in the air)
Lao Feng: In 2022 this year, it seems that the first time we entered was in 2005. It's strange that we have no time
Cai Xukun: But we all came here this year, so do you still remember this scene?
Lao Feng: What?!
(The scene around is similar to that of the restaurants in the Anti Japanese era. A pot of chicken soup is placed on the table, and the dishes are all ready. There are several faceless people around the table.)
Lao Feng: Captain Wang, why don't you eat when all the dishes are ready
Captain Wang: Hum, hum, hum, hum, hum
Lao Feng: What?
Captain Wang: Hum, hum, hum, hum
Lao Feng: It's very urgent not to speak
Cai Xukun: I have finished reading the files. How long is the song? Let's go with this later
Lao Feng: 4:38
Cai Xukun: I think we should wait a little longer. Well, this level has WIFI
(4min38s later)
Cai Xukun: Cut it out and go to a level with low survival difficulty
Alim: OK! Let's go！
(The trio switched from Level C-7 to Level C-45)
Cai Xukun: This should be Level C-45, Level 2, and some friendly and hostile organizations
Lao Feng: What should we do next!!!
Cai Xukun: Calm down. Now there are 114514 ways to go out, but there are only three choices that are good for us
Ali Mu: Which three? Come on, let's not say that we can all be real dinners!
Lao Feng: Ah, yes, yes
Cai Xukun: First look at the file of Level C-307
Lao Feng and Ali Mu: Tell me quickly after reading
Cai Xukun: 1. Join/seek protection from B.F.P.F., but do not recommend it; 2. Go to Level C-307 to settle down/transfer to Level I group, but you don't want to settle down at one level or leave Level C group, do you? 3. Go to sign up for the Quick Cut Players Association and open the official member 6. I recommend this. The reason for opening the member will be discussed later. You can choose one. If you are hesitant, you can browse the database. You will always choose a good route. seven
Director: Have you forgotten the goal of this season? Only in the C layer group, I told the boss if I didn't follow the script!!!!!
Trio: OK.
Ali Mu: Er… It's not easy to go either way.
Cai Xukun: Our Kangkang exit….. Level C-140?
Ali Mu: I heard that it is a city.
Lao Feng: Let me see.
Lao Feng: What city? You are wrong!
Alim: Are you wrong?
Cai Xukun: It's really a city.
Lao Feng: Er
Crow: Ah… ah… ah… ah.
Ali Mu: Let's go.
(The three people come to Level C-140)
Ali Mu: Start my Internet cafe!
Cai Xukun: Reclining slot!!!!
Lao Feng: Isn't that right? Who wants to frame me!
(114514 police cars running towards the three person group)
Trio: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (here omit 10000 ah).
Zhongsen Yinsan: What are you doing! Get out of my way! We're chasing Kidd!
Cai Xukun: Damn, that guy!
Police: I have been fined 114514 yuan for obstructing official business!
Alim: No!!!
Kidd: Hum, little detective.
(Smokey away)
Policemen: Where did you go?
(Kidd, the strange thief at this time)
(Kidd, the thief, is climbing the building with ropes and wearing a black cloak)
Kidd: First round! eight
(A card falls beside Cai Xukun)
Cai Xukun: Card? (glances at the card)
The card says: I have stolen the gem. Now many organizations are going to hunt you down. Good luck to you - Kidd
Cai Xukun: I***
Cai Xukun: It's over
Lao Feng and Ali Mu:?
Cai Xukun: Look at this card!
Alim: Why does wc blame us?
Cai Xukun: The bandit Kidd should have joined hands with that organization. Now we are close to death
Lao Feng: What can I do? I still have 114514 Beijing's money and the company has not inherited it!!
Alim: I'm only 31.415 years old!
Cai Xukun: Director!
Director: Yes?
Cai Xukun: Delete the people who are chasing us!
Director: gui tries to run by himself. i don't care about it
Cai Xukun:
Alim: Come on!
Cai Xukun: It's too late to enter Level C-144!
（Level C-144）
Lao Feng: Ali Mu, look at the file of Level C-144
Alim: You'd better watch
Lao Feng: wc
Cai Xukun: Hold on for 10 minutes and drink more almond water
Lao Feng and Ali Mu: Good!!
(10 minutes later)
Cai Xukun: Switch back to Level C-140!
(The trio reversely returns to Level C-140)
Cai Xukun: Next, there are two survival routes. First, take a look at the files of Level C-194, quick cut players and quick cut midpoint.
(An alley at Level C-140)
Xiao Guang: Detected that the peduncle is dangerous!
(JI.NI.TAI.MEI Headquarters)
Ma Jianming: Nani!!!!
Ma Jianming: Wang Xiaoming, go and protect them!
Xiaoming: Yes!!
(unknown level)
？？？： Ah, Shirley!
？？？： Qin wine, don't think about her anymore.
Qin Wine: I don't care, vodka. Our task now is to kill the traitors one by one!!
Vodka: Shirley is a typical example.
Qin Wine: Let me see the undercover list!
Undercover list:
Ampere chamber transparent (Bourbon)
Japanese public security.
Water is helpless
CIA investigator.
Hideyi Akai (Big Stars)
FBI investigators.
(Insufficient memory, this file is up to 3G)
Qin wine: Shit! Director, I
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